April in Paris – Pt 1

Posted on 21/04/2019 By

April in Paris. Bertie: “What’s the matter with you, Bobby me old mate?” Bobby: “Gout!” Bertie: “They took my bleedin ‘ead off last year. Anyway, wot about our ‘oliday round Europe?” Bobby: “Well, it’s just two weeks away and I can hardly walk.” Bertie: “Do you know what mate? I don’t think you really want…


Tie on Baggage Labels.

Posted on 14/04/2019 By

Tie on Baggage Labels. Bertie: “Watcha Trev! How’s things? You’ve been a bit quiet lately!” Trevor: “Bertie… I have told you before. Kindly use my proper name… Trevor. I may appear quiet but, quite honestly, so do most people when in the company of you and Bobby.” Bertie: “Oooohh err. You are so sensitive. How…


Armandii. The Queen of Spring.

Posted on 07/04/2019 By

Armandii. The Queen of Spring. This is the story of a plant, a priest and a love affair. Back in 1986, Bobby saw his first Clematis Armandii. The first time, that is, he knew its name. Draped over a disused shed at Highdown Gardens near Worthing in Sussex, it wasn’t even in the main garden,…


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