Ooh la la la.

Posted on 12/08/2018 By

Ooh la la - Lighting a Candle for Diddley. Just had to poke his nose in, didn't he!

Ooh la la la.

Ooh la la la, c’est magnifique.

Ooh la la - Buzzing!


Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, !!! You must come! We’ve found a wasp nest. You must come. (Your scribe for this week is me, Trevor. An honour to give you this remarkable story.)

He couldn’t be bothered at first. With three young children shouting at him during a World Cup football match on television. But eventually succumbed and found this natural wonder in a hedge opposite.

Ooh la la - The Nest.

The Nest.

Now if you google “wasp” you will find countless sites all satisfying that prejudice that we all hate them. We really hate them on these warm summer days when they ruin picnics. Get in your beer. And, God forbid, actually sting you. So google “wasp” and take your choice. Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate. Here’s Spike Milligan exterminating ha ha ha ha. (Stood by his grave last week):

Exterminate. Or “how to deal with a wasp sting”. Over and over again. For what use are they but to be exterminated. Now that’s not to say that if you were confronted with a wasp nest in your house you might very well exterminate for “elf and safety”. But why hurt a nest in a hedge that is not bothering you. Particularly when you discover that these are FRENCH WASPS. Ooh la la.

There are countless species of wasps. Some do a lot of good. They pollinate flowers – as bees do. They parasitise other insects and kill them. Gardeners will know of parasitic wasps you can buy for your greenhouse that will lay their eggs in white fly larvae and clear a greenhouse of the pest. They can also make the most beautiful creations in the natural world.

This is the reply Bobby got when he asked his National Trust friend who asked an expert friend:

This is one of the Dolichovespula species of wasp (sometimes referred to as the ‘long-cheeked’ wasps, because, well, they have long cheeks). We have four species in the UK and this is probably Dolichovespula media, or the French Wasp, a species that arrived in the UK in Sussex in 1980.

The colony won’t last for much longer – once the resident queen has produced her daughter queens (next year’s queens), the colony will peter out, probably by the end of August or early September. And they won’t reuse the nest, so will be gone soon.

So enjoy it while you can. Bobby has done. He took me over there with Kyla and got stung for his troubles! The nest is gradually showing signs of wear, but is still a miracle of construction by an insect chewing plant material and making it into paper in a form of compartments and this beautiful exterior.

Ooh la la - Hive of activity. Sorry, nest!

Hive of activity. Sorry, nest!

Ooh la la

Ooh la la

Ooh la la

Ooh la la la c’est magnifique.

Lighting a Candle for Diddley.

In the wonderful Basilica of St Denis in Paris.

Ooh la la - Lighting a candle for Diddley. St Denis, Paris.

St Denis, Paris

Ooh la la - Lighting a candle for Diddley. St Denis, Paris.

Ooh la la - Lighting a Candle for Diddley. Just had to poke his nose in, didn't he!

Just had to poke his nose in, didn’t he!

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  1. Avatar katherine lanham says:

    I love wasps – thanks for photo of their nest, quite beautiful

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