This Service is Cancelled
(Includes Landscape Photographer of the Year).
This service is Cancelled
“This service is cancelled. There has been an incident at West Croydon. Please leave the train and return to the concourse.”
We all did as we were were told, apart from one chap in the corner with noise reduction headphones who had to be tapped on the shoulder to join the real world. (more…)
A Tribute to Rosemary
Rosemary
Bobby’s mobile phone rarely rings away from Laurel Cottage. His endless communication with the rest of the world being by all those other means at our disposal now. So when it rings it is usually important. Just twice in fact in nearly three months. Both, by coincidence, while sitting in the sunshine at the Royal Horticultural Society’s (RHS) Wisley Gardens. (more…)
Parham: When the Americans came to Suffolk
Parham
Bertie: “You OK, Bobby? You look a bit Uncle Dick!”
Bobby: “Cream crackered Bertie. The buses and Sutton United yesterday were brilliant, but I’m knackered.” (more…)
The Treasures of Sutton Hoo
Sutton Hoo
Bobby stood on top of the burial mound of one of the greatest archaeological discoveries of all time. The marvellous tour guide was ending her tour of the Royal Burial Mounds to the gathering by asking “Does anyone know where the treasures of Sutton Hoo were kept during the war?”
Naturally, he responded: “I do. I’ve been there. Aldwych Underground station. Disused tunnels. In fact, if you look at the London Transport Museum website, you will find they have just restarted tours – including one of Aldwych disused underground station. 160 steps down and the lift hasn’t worked for years.”
How Aldwych saved Sutton Hoo:
The Man Who Talks Too Much
Bobby talks too much. Everybody says so. He gets on their nerves. And his own. Wears them out. Bores them silly. Causes them to drive by. Cross the road. Hide. Anything to avoid him. Not because they don’t like him. Probably. But simply they haven’t got the time or patience for his incessant chatter. (more…)
The 93 Bus
Bertie: “Bobby? What’s a heritage bus running day?”
Bobby: “It’s when a group organises a bus service on a particular route using old fashioned buses. They run to a timetable and mingle with the modern buses. You could be waiting at a bus stop and a 70 year old bus turn up and you just jump on. Free – there will be a bus conductor in old fashioned uniform ding-a-linging to stop and start the bus. Help you on. Just as they did when I was young.” (more…)
That Bleedin Dog
Bobby loved his old Dad Sid, and was heartbroken when he died on Christmas Day 1969. As we described in ‘Alf Garnett‘, he was an unforgettable character whose expressions live on in Bobby’s memory to this very day. And, we are told, he has recreated some of those memories in me. A teddy bear with a Sarf London accent. (more…)
Cats
“I’ve bought you a book, Bobby” said Diddley one day in 2013.
“A Street Cat Named Bob”. I only bought it because I like the name!”
Hidden London: The Kingsway Tram Tunnel
Kingsway Tram Tunnel
“I have done something nobody else here today has!” (more…)